I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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