i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
