Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I believe in your delicious
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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