Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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