i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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