Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
So. Much. Porn.
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