just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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