I am full of burrito and curiosity
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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