I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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