his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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