The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
