Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize