So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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