Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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