Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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