i will never coherently bang her
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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