I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think I am morally bankrupt
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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