I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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