Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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