hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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