You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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