He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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