you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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