all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Holy sore nipples Batman
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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