Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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