North Korea, Best Korea!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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