i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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