Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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