Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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