What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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