Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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