She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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