When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
