Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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