you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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