Umm I'm too high to move.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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