i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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