we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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