Need sex. Gaining weight.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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