Your dad touched me again.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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