I think my vagina is haunted
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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