but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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