Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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