dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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