Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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