you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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