awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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