I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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