just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Drake has all the answers
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
