This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize