Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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