You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
