I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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