when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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