why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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