my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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