Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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