Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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